December 2011
womb-raider:
Being the kevin jonas of your group of friends
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
My Mom: Clean your room, we're having guests over tomorrow.
Me: I didn't realize we were holding the party in my room this year.
Anonymous asked: So I just thought I'd come by to let you know how extraordinary you are. I love how you're this quirky, cute girl yet so hot at the same time. I love your personality so much. You're energetic and fun but you're just so sweet and caring. I love your mannerisms and how you do things. I love that freckle above your lip. I just love you BUT AS A FRIEND SO DONT WORRY :P Juan...
UNCLE DON: Merry Christmas
DAD: Good
fatherchr1stmas:
happy birthday jesus
2011 years young <3
dennisrodmanslips:
really doe..
why do people think jenna marbles is funny?
uarl:
theres this chinese girl who goes to my school and its her birthday today and i posted ‘jappy birthday’ by accident and now everyone is calling me racist
crystalmeowth:
i’m not even that excited for christmas anymore and that really scares me
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Anonymous asked: HEY i love you c:
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My mother is such an embarrassment. She’s such an irresponsible parent who thinks shes my age. She can’t even keep the house clean. It didn’t used to be like this ~ :c
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it’s the worst thing being home alone all night. Im scared and lonely lol
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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Oh and ty to my perfect boyfriend named Juan who bought me that colorful shower head a while ago that i wanted and fixed my iPhone c: